Deadliest Warrior: Mandalorians vs. Spartan IIIs
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars or the Halo franchise. Both of these things that have enriched our popular culture are owned by somebody else. Probably George Lucas and Bungie.
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Announcer: The Mandalorians
The camera shows an image of a Mandalore warrior, dressed in their distinct armour with their trademark "t" shaped visor. The warrior brandishes a large blaster rifle.
The most powerful warriors in the galaxy, second only to the Jedi Knights.
Then the camera shows images of a squad of Mandalorian warriors battling a squad of Sith warriors. The Mandalorians take cover before blasting the overconfident Sith to oblivion with a well placed thermal detonator.
Announcer: The Spartan IIIs
A Spartan III stands before the camera armed with an assault rifle. The powerful super soldier packs an assault rifle.
Cut to images of Spartan IIIs undergoing the physical augmentation process that makes them superhuman.
Conceived as the inheritors of the Spartan IIs legacy, the III's were designed to be a more team oriented, numerically superior Spartan that was easier to produce.
Announcer: Using twenty first century technology, our team of experts will evaluate weapons and tactics and compare these two very different warriors.
Black belt and biomedical expert Geoff Desmoulin will handle the measuring of the physical prowess of the two warriors.
Geoff stands before the camera. "This is going to be one hell of a match because these warriors are both right there at the top in their respective universes."
Computer master Max Geiger will handle the processing of the data gathered.
"This is going to be a battle of willpower versus willpower. The Mandalorians are given from birth the kind of elite level training that was given to the likes of the Master Chief. The Spartan IIIs started much later in life and I think that's going to tilt this thing in the Mandalores favour."
Fight doctor and former ER physician Armand Dorian will judge the lethality of the wounds dished out today.
"I'm going to have to give the edge to the Spartans in this one. Their augmentation has made them more than human; it's increased their reflexes three hundred percent among other things" Armand says. "Also, they are all recruited from orphans of the human-covenant war so they're driven by a need for revenge."
Announcer: Representing the Mandalorians is the famous bounty hunter, Boba Fett and Jedi Knight Jaina Solo.
Boba Fett stands in front of the camera. Totally covered by his father's Mandalore armour, Fett is an enigma. Armed to the teeth and beyond with all manner of deadly gadgets, Fett has killed just about any type of creature in the galaxy at one time or another. He's the kind of man who'd look the Master Chief straight in the eye and say, "Sorry, but I'm really not impressed."
Jaina is a gorgeous female Jedi with brown hair and fair skin. The only part of her that's not beautiful is her eyes. Those eyes have seen slaughter and betrayal on a scale that could crush the sanity of lesser beings. They're large and soulful and tell that while compassionate, this Jedi knight is more than capable of taking lives.
Announcer: Standing in for team Spartan is Chief Franklin Mendez and Spartan III Emile-A239.
Chief Mendez is the man who trained both generations of Spartan super soldiers. He's an older man with a bald head and dark skin, but he moves with the grace and power of an elite warrior of the UNSC. Emile is dressed from head to foot in the black armour of the Spartan IIIs. His face is obscured by a helmet with a skull painted across the visor. Two bandoliers of shotgun shells are crossed on his chest.
Announcer: It will be a battle of opposites. A battle of an ancient warrior culture . . .
A group of young Mandalorians are shown being educated martial arts techniques used by the ancient Mandalorian crusaders.
Versus a futuristic super soldier program
A Spartan III coldly waits on a metal table as multiple chemicals and concoctions are injected into his blood through long, nasty needles.
Indomitable warrior spirit
Mandalorian warriors fight against the fanatical Yuuzon Vong, outnumbered forty to one and still holding out.
Versus insatiable need for vengeance
A squad of Spartan IIIs deliver a bomb to the heart of a covenant ship. The bomb explodes, killing all of the covenant on board and the Spartans with them. Their mission objective has been completed.
When the two warriors collide—
A Spartan III aims his assault rifle at a Mandalorian, who cuts the utilitarian gun in half with a heavy bladed weapon.
We will go all out—
A Mandalorian throws a grenade at a group of Spartan IIIs, destroying their active camouflage with the flash from the bomb.
No rules, no safety, no mercy!
All in the quest to answer the question
Who
Is
DEADLIEST!
