Master of the Boot's Deadliest Warrior: Reboot
Match listing
What follows is my new and upgraded list of fights for the coming battle :) I hope you enjoy, because it's going to be a wild ride. Now, remember that Raynor vs Mental will return in the future, but for now view these wonderful new and old fights.
Thor vs Beelzeboss: The Mighty Thor is one of Marvel Comics strongest and most famous heroes. Beelzeboss is the most powerful and most pissed off incarnation of Lucifer in existence. If Thor loses, Beelzeboss will anal rape Ironman. If Thor wins, Beelzeboss will anal rape Ironman; he deserves it after the shit he pulled during the Marvel civil war.
Captain America vs Bane: Steroids gav them their strength, but the fire within led these two men to defeat some of the strongest foes of their respective universes. Will Captain America throw down Bane and de-mask him? Or will Bane break the first Avenger?
The Winchesters vs the Mythbusters: Our first ever partner match, done in tag team style. One are a pair of brothers who stopped the apocalypse and fight the supernatural wherever it rises. The other are two men who don't know fear, don't know pain, have borderline superhuman strength and use the power of science to put myths to rest.
Please . . . don't try what you're about to see here at home. Ever!
Bill Nye the Science guy vs Walter White: At the end of the day, no matter who wins this match . . . science rules!
Sabaton vs Rammstein: Two bands. One the result of a World War one era science experiment gone horrifyingly wrong, yet right. The other the descendants of the Swedish gods. The ultimate battle of the bands is coming to you soon ;)
That shark will be one of the weapons used
Fuhrer Bradley vs Deadpool: The Merc with a mouth clashes against the man with the ultimate eye. Who lives, who dies? What're you asking me for? wait for the damn episode to come out!
The Locust Horde versus the Darwinists: Two armies who feed their war machines rather than oil them. However the Locusts prefer to feed their war machines warm human flesh. This isn't a battle of conquest or ideology; no, this is a battle for survival with the loser utterly annihilated. Survival of the fittest, I guess.
Julius Ceaser vs Chopper Read: The famous imperator himself fights one on one with the most feared man in the Australian underworld. The conqueror of civilizations and butcher of his enemies fights a man who thinks that torture is fun and forcing a man to dig his own grave is impolite. Good times man, good times.
Delta Squad vs Cobra Unit: They're the guys you call when things go horribly wrong. They're the guys you call when it totally, absolutely needs to get done and body counts are no object. Ah, you can almost smell the cordite.
Duke Nukem vs Alex Mercer: Old vs Classic games come to a terrifying showdown when the king of one-liners and steroids takes on the famous prototype himself. In a terrifying dance of bombs, biomass and beer, who will win?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer vs Seras Victoria: It's a battle of the blondes as two of the most effective vampire killers in the world get into the ultimate battle as to who rules the night. Sunnydale is never going to be the same after this mess.
Sora vs Hans Gunsche: Sora is tough and has faced the worst of the Disney Villains, but he'd better watch himself as the toughest werewolf in the universe goes gunning for him. Forget what you think you know and get ready for a fight so intense it'll crumble Walt Disney's bones into dust
Vampire Hunter D vs Darth Maul: These guys are men of few words and blunt and brutal action. The greatest assassin of the Sith goes head to head with the greatest vampire hunter of the Frontier. This can only end one way . . .
One of these guys will lose his head, stay tuned to see who
Rob Zombie vs Carolus Rex: In a stunning showdown of darkness versus light, the god appointed King of Sweden fights against the Lord of the Necromancers. Holy magic will fight dark powers. Captive familiars will battle on behalf of their masters. Submachine guns will go up against cannons. And in the end, only one will remain.
All of this and more, coming soon to you!!!
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Some epic battles man !My favorites of these look to be Sora vs. Hans, Bill Nye vs. Walter White (honestly never watched Breaking Bad but by reputation alone- and my memories of Bill- it ought to be awesome) , Duke vs Alex and , both Gears of War matches.
ReplyDeleteMay I request Ms. Frizzle as a expert for Bill's side in Bill Nye vs. Walter White? As a fellow highly rated PBS learning program ( I think Bill and Magic School Bus were the two highest) she needs to stand up for her fellow 90s science enthusiast against this modern upstart. Man even this idea of a cool science fight makes me sad, as I miss 90s T.V. shows. But at least they can be seen again, on your blog!
Excited for the other ones too of course, though some I am confused how you will pull off.
Also a criticism would be that this list is somewhat lacking. You suggested a few more awesome fighters and matchups to me via chat that would be great here (like Crazy Steve vs. The Boss, Katniss vs James Earl Cash, Malfurion vs {okay that was my suggestion), Azula vs. Galen, Chev vs. Teemo and I think a few more).
Ah I have forgot some fighters! But fear not I shall add more :)
DeleteSooo it seems that you are back in action again. someday the old group will rise again. stronger, better and more epic then ever before. we will write your areses off!!!
ReplyDeleteThor versus Beezleboss.... I love both of them. the winner? In a rock off, beezleboss will win with ease but in a battle, Thor will introduce the metal to his opponent. If two mortals can beat him, how about the god with a hammer
Captain america versus Bane. This is a rather hard to decide fight but in the end i go with bane. Both guys are strong and both guys are intelligent. the winner is the guy who dares to play dirty.. captain america will never dare that, his opponent will however
The mythbusters will win against the winchesters. they will declare their opponents busted and get a one/hit KO
Bill Nye versus walter white... Going with Nye. I think that he has more tricks in his bags. Also i do encourage Kyle's idea of having Miss Frizzle being one of the experts on team Nye and the schoolbus itself ofcourse
Sabaton versus rammstein.... Ramstein
Bradley versus deathpool, the merc with a mouth will take care of this fuhrer
Locus hordes versus darwinist.. not sure about both but going with locus. call it guts feeling
Julius ceasar versus Chopper read...... You know where my mancrush goes to....
Delta squad versus cobra... Going with the underdog here...cobra
Duke nukem versus alex mercer.... Nukem will just take too long, mercer wins
buffy versus seras... seras
Sora versus hans gunsche,.. sora will not be prepared for this opponent
Vampire hunter d versus darth maul? I love maul but he is outmatched
`Rob zombie versus carolus rex.. rob zombie all the way
Well, these matchups look like they will be quite promising, in my opinion. Since I'm rather genre-blind, I dunno who half these fighters are, but I'll get the hang of it eventually. I think the one I'm most looking forward to is the Bill Nye fight.
ReplyDeleteWell if you are genre blind :) then I hope that I can englihten you to these characters.
DeleteWelp.
ReplyDeleteThis should prove interesting.
Now for my review of each fight, in the order you gave them out.
Thor vs Belzeboss: I'm giving it to the God of Thunder. Belzeboss is kickass with a guitar, but in a straight up fight, he'll get hammered (http://cheezburger.com/6987557888).
Captain America vs Bane: Oh, tricky. I honestly have no clue which way this fight could go, but wherever it goes, the cleanup bill for the arena will be amazing.
The Winchesters vs The Mythbusters: Damnit, the second fight where I can't decide! AND TWICE IN A ROW! Honestly, the same comment about Captain America (or if it's Leinfeld-version, Kaptin 'MURICA!) vs Bane.
Bill Nye the Science Guy vs Walter White: "Say my name." "*Sigh* Bill Nye." "You're Science-damned right." 'Nuff said.
Sabaton vs Rammenstein: I know nothing about these guys, so I got nothing to say, other then, badass Shark.
Fuhrer Bradley (Wrath(Or Pride, if it's the original anime)) vs Deadpool: Oh. Oh myyy~. This will be quite exciting.
The Locust Horde vs Darwinists: HAIL BRITTANIA! Wait, it's not just Britain... Erm, ah, I got it! HAIL EVOULTIA!..... Meh, I'll come up with something. Anyways, I'm leaning for the Darwinists. Having creations that WON'T turn around and try and kill you is usually going to get ahead in a fight.
Julius Ceaser vs Chopper Red: Seem's a bit of a curbstomp. A modern day killer with access to guns vs a Roman Legionnaire? (The greatest one, sure, but still). I'm curious on how you'll play it out.
Delta Squad vs Cobra Unit: COBRAAAAAAAAA! Wait, wrong series. But seriously, I'm saying Delta Squad. I mean, Chainsaw guns, COME ON!
Duke Nukem vs Alex Mercer: I'm saying Mercr. Duke is a heavy-hitter, but most of his weapons may fall flat against Mercer here.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer vs Sera Victoria: Not a fan of BTVS I take it?
Sora vs Hans Gunche: Oh, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE tell me this will be set in "Werewolf Women of the SS"? PLEASE! But honestly, I can't tell who'd win. Sora's Keyblade may be able to do damage against Hans, but I'm not sure.
Vampire Hunter D vs Darth Maul: I'm going with the bloody thirsty Zabrak here. Double-edged Lightsbaer, A thing for close combat and that savage bloodlust of his... Yeah, he'll slicing up D.
Rob Zombie vs Carolus Rex: Well, if he shows Caroulus some of his films, I think he'll commit suicide (The only GOOD movie Rob made was House of 1000 Corpses. The rest...*Shudders*).
All in all, I can't wait to see what you're insane mind will give us.
- Madman with a Keyboard
(Also, didn't you say somewhere that Back For Blood would be set in Lovecraft's Mountains of Madness/Forerunner facility? Or am I getting confused?)
- Madman with a Keyboard.... Again.